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BUDGET HACKS
SIGNAL ON A DIME
Mount a duct-tape bat cutout to a dollar-store flashlight. Perfect for wall summoning in low-rent apartments.
LAUNDRY LINE HOOK
Attach a metal coat hanger to a high-tensile laundry line. Ideal for scaling fences or retrieving cat toys.
CARDBOARD CAVALRY
Fashion a cowl using a medium shipping box and matte black spray paint. Fear the box; it hides the identity.
TACTICAL RUBBER
Yellow dishwashing gloves provide chemical resistance and superior grip for jar opening and crime fighting.
BUILD YOUR OWN COWL
REQUIRED MATERIALS: CARDBOARD // DUCT TAPE // GENUINE DESPAIR
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